It seems that there's a new type of flu around...
The swine flu virus that seems to have taken over the world has evolved into anothe type of flu. The JRock flu.
Swine Flu: H1N1
JRock Flu: H
- Fever over 39ºC
- Runny or stuffy nose, etc.
- In serious cases it can lead to death.JRock flu
When seeing a picture of a JRocker:
- with nudity
: fever over 39ºC
- where his new look doesn't please you
- without makeup
(and he's not as handsome as you thought he was.
ex: Uruha from the GazettE
- with a woman
- with another JRocker
(that you never thought of seeing him with): cough
- doing funny faces or poses
: snort (aka runny or stuffy nose)
- doing fanservice
: it can lead to heart attack.
To prevent you from contracting this new virus, it's advised you stay away from suspicious websites on the internet or anything related to japanese music culture.
The virus is expanding and it's already been confirmed over 250.000.000 people infected around the world.
If you have any of the symptoms in the presence of anything JRock related, don't even bother to go to the nearest hospital.NO CURE HAS BEEN FOUND YET
... mm... yeah. Even I don't know what runs through my head. Just pretend I didn't even bother to think of this. That is, if somebody reads this. But isn't it truth that more and more people has come to like JRock?